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Donk Lead

leading out like a fucking moron. which leads to you getting raised, and of course, because you have gutshot, you fold.
lol, look at this fish donk leading...hmm i think ill raise his bitch ass. and he folds. pwned.
by TCfromUB May 9, 2009
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Donk Limp

A girl's inability to walk in a regualr manner due to the enormity of her posterior, or badonk
"While walking behind A-Train in the hallway, admiring her supple badonk, Trevor noticed that she had a distinct donk limp."
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 27, 2008
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Donk on swole

Donk is another word for penis, on swole meaning errect.
Hence meaning keeping ones penis erect.
From the song, "I'm in love with a stripper REMIX, featuring Akon, R. Kelly, Twista -DIRTY" At 3.45" R.Kelly say's, "Reeereeereee coming down the pole, ain't no secret why i'm here; cause you keep my donk on swole"
by P Dolemite May 17, 2007
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donk contest

A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.
Did Deykon take those Russian's money for this year's Donk Contest again?
by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018
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donk party

A party where you invite only girls that have big asses.
Yo, that donk party was off the hook. There was enough butt flying around to cause of state of emergency.
by alcar January 24, 2011
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Donk Spotting

The act of relaxing with a relative or close friend and observing fine African american women's asses.

This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.
Did y'all checkout donk spotting 2k11 for the xbox?
by Blonkes June 23, 2011
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Donk Tamer

NOTE: Albeit limited to only two known positions, there is considerable scholarly debate regarding the appropriate definition of this entry. In an effort to maintain neutrality, the interpretations of both factions are offered.

1. n. More or less synonymous with Donk Slayer. A subtle distinction may be found in approach however: "Tamers" typically exhibit more class perhaps, and are less likely to be cruel or derogatory in the application of their skill.

2. n. A man, a hero, a selfless human being that regularly partakes in the perilous pursuit of entertaining, and at times consummating, the advances of the Swamp Donkey in an effort to bolster a friend's or friends' chances with one or several of the Donk's hottie female companions. See take one for the team; jump on the grenade.
1. James was too drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess, care and precision as a Donk Tamer was undeniable, if not enviable.

2. Though Matt was ecstatic to be going home with Christina that night, he couldn't help but feel for his buddy Bryan; the hapless Donk Tamer who had sacrificed so, so much for him to score.
by Cieron August 31, 2008
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