Doctor Loomis

The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.

Laurie, in tears: "It was the boogeyman!"
Doctor Loomis says solemnly, "In fact, it was..."

by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006

Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.

Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."

by marysm July 13, 2010

Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.

The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".

by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010

Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.

Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.

by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.

I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!

by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008

Doctor Donothing

Doctor Dolittle's more eccentric office-mate. A person so fully connected to the animals that he finds humans strangely exotic.

"Where's Doctor Donothing?"
"Outside, where he's been since four AM, feeding the deer, the squirrels and chipmunks, the birds and the dogs. When I try to talk to him, he looks at me like I belong in an aquarium."

by Monkey's Dad October 24, 2020