discofucked

to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity

Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.

Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?

Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.

or

John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?

Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.

by hjsilver April 22, 2011

Disco Stick

1. See Penis.

2. A sex move - a man snaps glowsticks of various colours and pours the liquid on his genitals, producing a 'psychadelic' effect during intercourse in the dark.

3. A pop culture allusion made by Lady GaGa to a penis.

"Last night I rode Michael's disco stick!"

"Let's have some fun,
this beat is sick
I wanna take a rid on your disco stick."

by madameJESUS March 8, 2009

discoboarding

it's a kind of snowboarding or skateboarding that someone who's doin' it think thats cool when actually it's weak or he/she is just scared

- hey dude let's hit this big kicker, looks like we can get some dope trick here
- naaah, it's not discoboarding! I'm going to do some flat tricks!

by hcnotdisco March 12, 2009

disco pussy

The smell a women's vagina has after a big night out clubbing

Yeah but she had a mean case of disco pussy

by odourless_kitty November 19, 2011

San Disco

San Disco, California: The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley. San Disco is a blue voter district. San Disco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation. San Disco is a new sound of music pooped out by Jason Mraz & friends.

Jason Mraz is a native San Disco-er.

by Shannon G October 25, 2007

Vaginal Disco

Using a vibrator or dildo that lights up in more than one colour.

"Joe couldn't decide whether to pop in the jiggle balls or have herself a vaginal disco!"

by sirbigtom December 26, 2007

San Disco Reggaefornia

1) A place where you can just kick back, relax and let it all jive. Also a place where dancing makes the people feel united.

2) a song by Jason Mraz

"You're invited to San Disco Reggaefornia. You're gonna like it. Leave your troubles at the door." -- Jason Mraz

by jjv524 October 2, 2010