Distaster

someone who is dissing my taste

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me

by JR-JG November 18, 2011

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.

While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012

Disasster

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.

Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

The Queen of Disasters

It is Kangana Ranaut. She is a flop actress of Bollywood who breathes controversies to remain in limelight. Till 2021, out of her last 12 movies, she has delivered 9 disasters. With worst success ratio, she is the leading lady in terms of delivering consistent flops. She has no clean hits since 2015 with back to back 7 flops/averages. Despite doing movies with big directors/producers/actors like Karan Johar, Ajay Devgan, Hrithik Roshan, Mahesh Bhatt, she has been rejected by the audience. By doing the chaploosi of govt, she buys some awards. But couldn't buy a single clean hit since 2015.

People would always remember Kangana Ranaut as the queen of disasters.

by TheLogicalTroller April 24, 2021

Dizaster

Probably the most wack battle rapper of all time. He throws tantrums like a 5 year old, lives in his parent's basement and screams out his raps without actually rapping them. He doesn't even battle off the dome. Also, he's racist as fuck.

yo did you hear that battle with dizaster yesterday?
yeah his rhymes were a complete disaster

by g00dfriday October 7, 2010

Disster

A blood relative aka Sister or a close friend or sorority-mate who is a woman who acts as if she likes you until someone else comes around--then she becomes competitive and starts to "Diss" you. Pulling out all of your secrets and hating on you; criticizing everything you say and trying to make you look bad and herself good in front of company.

Ex: Hi, my name is Joanne and this is my sister, Terianne who has a prettier smile than me because she wears a retainer at night for her TMJ."

Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."

Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."

by Thouston299 September 27, 2010