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Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.
Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.
by TheElderOne October 17, 2011
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Dimple Piercing

Lynne: Hey, do you think I should get a Dimple piercing?
Wendi: Hell no, that shit's gross!
by Youhavea Hugebutt January 17, 2010
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dimple dick

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL
After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)
by Rosie November 15, 2003
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dumble

"Dumble" - Verb, to dumble.

The verb to dumble describes the action where some lanky chinese motherfucker peer pressures his friend to hold his birthday at his residence. The party goers then proceed to wreak absolute havoc in the poor lads house.

Drugs are often shared round, with marijuana often being supplied and Ritalin doing its rounds.

At the conclusion of the party, a shit is often found in the neighbours letterbox and many crate bottles are situated at the bottom of the pool.

At least one item of expence must be stolen, usually a laptop. Should this not suffice, holes are kicked in walls to make sure he who is being "dumbled" knows this is the case.

This action is the repeated a week later when the 15 Ritalin wears off each person.
"Oi Ashley, did you go to that party on the weekend?", "Yeah bro, that house got fully dumbled. I think I saw a chair in the pool at one stage".
"I got given so many ritalin that night, the house must have been dumbled".
"wheres a good party to go to bro?", "I heard there is a house getting dumbled down the mount tonight, lets go steal his laptop".
by mytimeanytime October 16, 2013
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Tbear Chin Dimple

When a girl's chin has a slight upward curve, may be hard to notice at first.
Joe: "Did you see that girl? She had an adorable Tbear Chin Dimple."

Harry: "Dude, what the hell is that...?"
by Lil cdawwg June 2, 2011
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Albus Dumbledore

Harry ' Ron have you seen my wizards sleeve?'
Ron 'I hear, Albus Dumbledore has got a pretty big wizards sleeve.'
Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'
by clammy hands July 22, 2009
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Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?
by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007
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