timothy dexter

A man who had a very stupid rags to riches story that also wrote a book with awful spelling called A Pickle for the Knowing Ones. He married one Elizabeth Frothingham and generally is an absolute legend and madlad.

Hey, you're just like Timothy Dexter!

by Killian Schwartz December 15, 2020

dexter

used when joking about the act of stalking and killing someone who deserves it. arose from the popularity surrounding the showtime series "dexter," which follows the life of a vigilante serial killer.

"did you hear what he did?"
"yeah, we should dexter his ass."

by aviotomato March 26, 2009

Dexter

An amazing, shrimp lover, who loves to stomp on Hannah Montana Cd's. Also he owns his own labatory:D
(KissPoke)

Man, that's one cool jump on Hannah Montana Dexter xD

by .LaurenSyndrome. December 15, 2008

Dextering

A synonym for killing or murdering.

"That dog is in need of some dextering if it keeps barking!" or "Something is dextering our network speed; it's so slow!"

by geogon December 15, 2009

Dexter

Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.

Dexter : Hey wanna hear my singing?
Random guy: Sure, cant be that bad, right?
Dexter: SCRETVYDWUFBSHEJNFBWEQNIDEFBUEIN * really high pitched singing*
Random Guy: *goes deaf*

by TheHypeB3as:AKA:blxkeSketit June 21, 2018

Dexterminate

To wrap a person(s) to a table in cellophane covering the breasts, groin, ankles, and forehead. Slicing the cheek with a scalpel, sucking out a drop of blood with a pipette on a glass microscope slide to be used as a trophy. Then using any means cut the juggler vein on both sides of the neck.

I'm going to dexterminate that guy.

by Ren Kaos August 25, 2009

Dexter

Dexter is a weird guy, but not in a bad way. Dexter is a cartoon lover and thinks that PlayStation is Gayyyyy.

"Dexter is very cool," Said Dylon

by CATNINJAKNIFECLAW October 3, 2019