derp

durp A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"

by Shitnutz November 20, 2003

Derp

From South Park. Originally meant to be said when someone does or says something dumb. Now, said by douchebags and trolls for any reason whatsoever...or sometimes none at all.

John F Kennedy: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."

Lindon B Johnson: "Derp."

by GIVEmEEEEEEEEthePower December 8, 2011

Derp

A huge and dramatical case of retardation

Derpy derp derp

by Derps October 26, 2010

derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

by jonnyg September 1, 2006

Dempsey

A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss

Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.

by Harry O' Nutz April 19, 2011

derpster

A hipster who tries so hard to be hip that they act derpy all the time.

That guy wears plaid shirts with purple pants. What a derpster!

by Jimmy McJimmers November 14, 2011

derksandwich

good comeback for someone who calls you derk often on false grounds, particularly including student government leaders.

boy: you're such a derk!
girl: well, you're a derksandwich.
boy: *runs away crying*

by derk defender May 8, 2009