An Oxymoron
Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
by Goose B July 6, 2009
Get the Chinese Democracy mug.A political party of libtards for libtards. A political philosophy based on:
1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
5) Uncontrolled immigration and open voting rights to ensure that the democrats party remains in power. By allowing noncitizens to vote, one can completely ignore the concerns of genuine citizens. Open voting rights will remove any claims of election fraud, since it will be legal for anyone to vote without tracking their identity. Vote early, vote often and assist the dead and non-residents to vote as well.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.
Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!
Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.
Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!
Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
by doug1ness July 4, 2022
Get the Democrats mug.A type of government which has representatives as we see in the United states, but with one large alteration: No Electorate. This means that one person, one citizen, equals one vote. No longer is the unnamed electorate (appointed by the current representative or executive) going to vote for thousands of people. 1 person = 1 vote is fair impartial and is influenced directly by the people, as a democracy had originally intended.
by duuude007 January 12, 2007
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Generally supports government-assisted healthcare, gun restrictions, welfare, and education.
Generally supports government-assisted healthcare, gun restrictions, welfare, and education.
by Leif420 September 11, 2020
Get the Democrat mug.A form of government in which all citizens vote on issues that face the nation. The first true democracy was in the Greek isles. Though they where a strong nation they where easily defeated by the Romen empire because they where spread apart and information traveled slowly.
A true democracy couldnt work in the past because of the slow travel of information, but in the present day the internet could be used.
PLEASE NOTE: The United States Of America is not a Democracy, it is a Republic.
A true democracy couldnt work in the past because of the slow travel of information, but in the present day the internet could be used.
PLEASE NOTE: The United States Of America is not a Democracy, it is a Republic.
Ancient Greece was a Democracy.
The United States is not a Democracy, it is a Republic like ancient Rome.
The United States is not a Democracy, it is a Republic like ancient Rome.
by Ice Cold Anarchy January 20, 2006
Get the Democracy mug.1. A weapon of mass destruction introduce by George W. Bush in 2003
2. An excuse for war. (see oil )
2. An excuse for war. (see oil )
You better hope there's no oil in your backyard, otherwise George W. Bush will bring democracy to your house.
by The Gunch Guild November 23, 2007
Get the democracy mug.The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.
DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'
Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.
DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*
Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.
DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*
by Red Voter For Life!!! March 21, 2021
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