A directioner is a person who is a fan of the boy band “one direction” they are the most craziest fandom in the world, they would do anything for the members of the boy band, they know everything about the boys another thing they do is cry about how the boy band split up if you meet a directioner then don’t mess with them because they’ll spill all they can about you and if your friends with one then be nice to them or they WILL tell everyone everything about you
Friend-“Hey do you know anything about Niall Horan?”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
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Basically the FBI in fan form
Basically the FBI in fan form
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Will : That you are a Directioner
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Get the Human Directional mug.false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
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One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
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