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Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”
Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
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1. A term for an elderly woman's unkempt vagina. As in a Dry Ass Pussy.

2. A term for a woman's u kept, unclean dirty ass pussy. As in a Dirty Ass Pussy
1. Sylvia is 90 years old and has a DAP with cobwebs and dust coming out.

2. A piece of gum dropped out of Sylvia's DAP. It was gross.
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A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.
Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”
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Frank I told you Shannon had dap but you didn't want to listen.
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