Dalmation Octopus

A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.

A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!

by DalmationOctopus October 11, 2011

What's Your Damage?

Made famous by cult-classic movie 'The Heathers', a black satirical portrayal of an American high school featuring three girls called Heather.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

by my friends call me hot stuff but you can call me sexy... ;) September 13, 2005

Dagmar

A dragon hunter that lived during the years of "instability" Known to perform magic and for his wild bursts of fury.
Remembered for his efforts to destroy the devil using the power of every dragon he ever killed only through the words of the ancient and the lost books of "Dangerous and Mystical Creatures"

"I swear, if you keep doing this I will go Dagmar on you."

"Something dagmary got into him, and he just destroyed the opponent in the ring."

by DragonStudy April 11, 2010

collateral damage

Ejaculating on a spectator who was not part of the sexual act.

Becky was collateral damage, but if she'd been participating at least it would've only been friendly fire.

by Rome House May 8, 2012

Brain Damage

A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

by Arfbizit May 24, 2011

dabmaster

A SAVAGE who has the best dance moves and is ripped af. He is very stuck up but he has the right to be. If you ever meet a dabmaster praise him like a god.

PERSON: Who is that winner over there?
PERSON 2:That's gotta be a dabmaster

by $nakē May 11, 2017

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008