Dadger

a born killer,speed of light,power if an ox,looks of a celeb and built like a tank

the dadger killed me

by shaun oshea May 22, 2006

Dadsplaining

Similar to mansplaining, but used to explain topics outside the realm of expertise in a condescending or patronizing manor to those without parental experience.

The chef was dadsplaining to my astrophysicist colleagues why the Earth is truly flat.

by Dollar$ April 13, 2017

Big Dawgs

A group of cowardly, neutered dogs with pink weeners.

The big dawgs got their asses rocked by the amazing Meat Cleavers and then ran away like gay little puppies.

by Ian Cowhey and Co. February 27, 2004

Golf Dads/Bowling Dads

Poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring shit and often say things like "Did you hear the one about the you-know-who?" or "shucks". Men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. Deds that ignore their kids and often go on "disability" so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. Men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.

what Bush would be if he hadn't taken the job of another dumbass for president

by nicole August 23, 2004

dadsplaining

Similar to mansplaining, but when you're dad does it even more

The programme was destroyed when he started dadsplaining

by Fods47 January 22, 2017

At my dads town

Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.

Kevin-Guys i have a 5 million dollar car At my dads town.
Guys-Bullshit.

by Conman404 August 25, 2007

2 gay dads

a term used to end someone in a argument; only used when necessary or if the guys name is jonnathon

Jonathon: hey
Me: You have 2 gay dads
Jonathon : (Never seen again)

by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 7, 2018