Someone who has zero friends, no social life, no maidens to sleep with at night, worse clothing options then you, and very unappealing physical feature. They also have never touched grass, been to school, and taken a shower.
by really really REALLY cool dude September 17, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug. bro who comes up with this stuff it means your are absolutely dumb and stupid or something idk man some sexuality thats a bunch of tom foolery like get this crap outta here bruh
by brickedupandreadytogo November 29, 2021
Get the Dreamsexualmug. A short way of saying I'm a disgrace, I need to kill myself, my father doesn't love me a single bit, the condom broke (sad story) and my father wants to disown me, he also went to buy milk for 10 years.
Son: "I'm a dreamsexual, dad!"
Father: "I need to get some milk son, It's gonna be quick."
Mother: "Me too! I need to make sure your dad doesn't buy too much."
Father: "I need to get some milk son, It's gonna be quick."
Mother: "Me too! I need to make sure your dad doesn't buy too much."
by Cerasus March 11, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug. by Dima GT_20 March 9, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug. A Dreamsexual is someone so retarded and stupid that they actually decided to base their gender off of a Minecraft speedrunner.
Child - Mom, mom! I found out my sexuality!
Mom - Oh ok sweetie, what is it?
Child - I'm a Dreamsexual!
Mom - Girl get the hell out of my house (hell no my daughter is a failure why us, why didn't we do the abortion-)
Mom - Oh ok sweetie, what is it?
Child - I'm a Dreamsexual!
Mom - Girl get the hell out of my house (hell no my daughter is a failure why us, why didn't we do the abortion-)
by _alt March 24, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug. George is Dreamsexual
by Ding dong viking 42069 August 8, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug. An example of a somehow they actually exist and actually never heard of grass or take a shower, not to even mention their fatherless and lifeless behavior.
If it werent because of these dream stans, adoption center and aboetion would never exist.
If it werent because of these dream stans, adoption center and aboetion would never exist.
"dad, i came out as a dreamsexual"
"and i came out as your non biological
parents"
And for you dream stans out there:
Violets are blue
I like my song playlist
Your parents hate you
Youre the reason condom exist
"and i came out as your non biological
parents"
And for you dream stans out there:
Violets are blue
I like my song playlist
Your parents hate you
Youre the reason condom exist
by Audimations March 13, 2022
Get the Dreamsexualmug.