disastertation

A dissertation that goes horribly wrong (meaning, any dissertation!).

I am so tired of working on this disastertation!

by phdkes May 29, 2012

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.

Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!

by LaMaupin March 18, 2014

Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

by smplkd October 2, 2019

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Disasturbate

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disastrophy

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy

Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.

by Lisa November 29, 2002