Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...
by Scrounder September 18, 2012
Get the Constipation and diarrheamug. When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.
by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017
Get the laxative diarrheamug. 1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.
2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.
Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.
Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.
by CatherineCurran May 22, 2006
Get the Verbal Diarrheamug. The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
by BigFanDan February 8, 2009
Get the Diarrhea dilemmamug. When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.
by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008
Get the Diarrhea of the fingersmug. what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.
-hey man, let's take a morning jog
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
by johhnycash June 19, 2008
Get the burning diarrheamug. A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
Get the explosive diarrheamug.