diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021

diaper-eater

A person who eats diapers.

A person who believes hes seen everything before everyone else and that they are old news/stuff.

Thinks every other game except Wolfenstein, Counter-Striker, and Need For Speed: Underground sucks.

A True ET Player.

A Racist.

A horny bastard.

A angry person.

Person1: "ooohhhh Download the Far Cry demo now this game is gonna be sweet"
Diaper-Eater: "it sucks, especially since my computer shits itself when i try to run it

edit: just looked at screenies and the graphics, detail, and modeling look like shit"

by Shh.. January 23, 2004

diaper naked

That curious phenomenon where a baby in only a diaper looks somehow even more naked than being fully bare

Damn, that kid sure looks naked!

He's diaper naked, technically -- the long legs are what does it

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2010

diaper stain

1. a stain on a diaper
2. a huge jackass/annoyance
3. someone that is rele rele ugly

1. that baby left a huge diaper stain
2. Guy 1: dude that guy talked about my momz
Guy 2: don't worry about him man he's a diaper stain
3. That Julie looks like a massive diaper stain.

by coheedboy_4 October 8, 2007

Diaper booty

When ur booty needs a diaper

Booty diaper diaper booty

by Izzy011 May 8, 2018

diaper duty

When your boyfriend/ girlfriend is an overgrown baby who thinks it's your duty to take their tantrums.

I'm gonna dump Joe. He's not a boyfriend, he's a diaper duty.

by IreneAdler June 23, 2007

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010