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Diamond Cutter

The hardest erection imaginable.
"damn duke, this girl is saying some raw shit on msn.. my jimbo is getting so hard it could cut fucking diamonds."

"LOLLLLLLLLL DIAMOND CUTTER THATS SUCH A WICKED NAME FOR A HARDON"
by 2D2C August 24, 2008
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Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.
A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"
by gwennie68 July 1, 2011
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diamond hoe

the perfect tool for large farms
*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"
by ?mypseudonym? June 16, 2020
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Diamond hoe

i useless object, waste of time and money. Good thing to call your siblings and friends
a: you are such an annoying pereson!

b: sure but at least I'm not a diamond hoe :))
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diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.
Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.
by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007
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Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.
by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022
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diamond sword

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez
by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018
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