Defenestrate

To uninstall Windows from one's computer and install a functional OS such as Linux.

(The original, classical definition of this term is "to throw something through a window". )

"I'm so sick of my laptop running so slowly, I'm going to defenestrate it and install Ubuntu!"

by Hugh Mannity October 28, 2009

defenestrate

the act of pushing/shoving/chucking someone out a window

I really didnt mean to defenestrate bobby!

by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

defenestrate

To throw something out the friggin window

Big Bad B got rip shit pissed at the friggin druggies, so he decided to defenestrate them. They ended up out the friggin window in the courtyard.

It has been said that if you defenestrate an elderly woman, she will snap in two.

by YoHaan April 23, 2006

Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

by JeffYes March 4, 2009

the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.

I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.

by Enestate March 17, 2010