cybercide

To obliterate your online persona.

He deleted all his online posts, his website and his e-mail account: cybercide.

by P. Hapster March 16, 2004

Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

Cyber yelling

Cyber yelling takes place when people type instant messages in CAPS LOCK. Cyber yelling is usually blatantly unnecessary, and those who do it are usually of the emo or teenie bopper persuasion.

OMIGOSH! IM HIV POSITIVE! Look at me cyber yelling! KTHXBI!

by Rodericko March 18, 2007

cybercitizens

Definitely the worst online game ever made. Only social rejects of the world could play it for more than a week.

How to play:
Log in. Collect paycheck. Buy traits or put the money in the bank. Log out. Repeat until your citizen gets older and dies.

I'm amazed that about 1000 people still play cybercitizens.

by wutgansta November 15, 2007

cyber larva

Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.

Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.

by shootandrun April 18, 2008

Cyber Skinny

Attempting to make your fat ass look skinny on the internet by deleting pictures of your larger self on social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook. Includes cropping pictures so that larger parts of your frame are not visible.

Not to be confused with photoshopping your own pictures, that is just plain lying.

Emily used to be fat in college, but you would never know that by looking at her Facebook profile because she is now cyber skinny.

by 2-6 Mafia June 4, 2009

cyber

a ridiculous way to masturbate/finger yourself and most importantly waste time because you are desperate and cant get any girls/guys

Girl: im taking my clothes off now, and now im reaching in my pants

Guy: wow all these words are turning me on...i feel so loved....

by Sergio April 5, 2005