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adam crumplesack

Name made up by lily and miles
Omg look at that Adam crumplesack, he's so hot my god
by Lily and miles March 14, 2017
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welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018
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asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.
by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018
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Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019
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Mrs crimbles

Molly: Have you eaten a packet of mrs crimbles recently
Me: Yeah they’re fucking scrumptious
by Thatbitcheve August 11, 2020
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Clit Crumbler

A word to describe a person who is good at performing oral sex on people with a clit. Clit Crumbler.
God, that guy I hooked up with last night was such a clit crumbler! Imma hit him up again.
by msp00ki3 March 1, 2022
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Chryssy Crumble

did you hear?
what?
they got Chryssy Crumbled yesterday!
really?!

this is a made up word about a character 🤩
by anonymous June 17, 2022
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