Crocs

Inexpensive, plastic, waterproof & often colorful footear for men and women.

I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.

My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Croger

A person who you absolutely hate. Someone you wanna hurt and someone who is 100% fag. Call them a “distorted croger” to step it up a notch

Let’s go beat the shit outta that fucking croger over there

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

Croost

Word used to express exasperation, shock, disgust, amazement etc.

CROOST! I dropped my hot pocket!

by Dandy Destiny June 1, 2018

Crogpits

A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.

"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"

by Shkin June 19, 2018

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012