Crispy Whips

snowboard and skateboard company from the east coast

Check out this fresh new Crispy Whips board.

by mrCrisp September 28, 2012

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 08, 2003

Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 09, 2016

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

by Adam Charles Richards August 11, 2008

crispy

adjective:

The equivalent of ashy, for white people. Unpleasant dry, cracked skin. Derives from Krispy Kreme.

Human 1 "Wow, I haven't moisturized in days. I'm so ashy!"

Human 2 "Wait, you're white. You're crispy."

Human 1 "Oh, ya, that's what I meant."

by krispykreme2 March 17, 2010