crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.

"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"

by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

Crap Carton

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)

ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

Crap Tent

A metaphor for a horrible space.

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.

by chlojen January 18, 2009

Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.

Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!

by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009

carprioception

The ability to know the physical extent of your vehicle, including trim and tires, when parallel parking in very tight spaces.

Hey Rachael, that's some amazing carprioception you've got. Not even a bumper touch getting into that parking space. You made that look like Doris Day Parking.

by Antumbra August 13, 2010

Capri Shirt

When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.

Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.

by imovecars89 September 2, 2011