carpal tongual

The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.

Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!

Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!

by tomassco December 28, 2009

Carpa

(n); Spanish; A slang term for a male. Its can also be used in a positive or negative tone reflecting the speakers sentiment.

Yo Carpa, I went to the spot and man, there was way too many Carpas, so I left to a place where the girl, Carpa ratio was better.

by DA CARPA March 9, 2011

Carpal tumblr

A specific type of Carpal Tunnel disease that you get from being on tumblr too long.

"Aw man I've been on tumblr so long, I think I've got Carpal tumblr."

by tumblrs July 8, 2012

carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012

Carpalphilia

A sexual fetish focused on the human wrist, mainly ones without smartwatches.

The North American Samsung execs are notorious for thier Carpalphilia.

by Joenos2 June 22, 2016

Carpacity

The storage space if a car; the amount a car can hold.

Wow, this is at its carpacity, we may need to remove some things.

by dunktown August 25, 2016

Carpanions

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.

They are not companions, they are carpanions

by Tm3811 March 6, 2017