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calculus

a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).
I feel like my head is gonna explode, this calculus is killing me.
by -C&C March 11, 2011
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Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.
"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.
by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019
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ap calculus

"That test was AP Calculus"
by Captain Darko June 21, 2004
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calculator

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of
classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.
by s4b1337 August 17, 2009
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Calcifer

by Mina Lucero June 1, 2010
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Calcutta Creampie

It's just like bukkake, but it's specific to a group of 5 or 6 guys busting a nut on an Indian woman. If you can pull off a Calcutta Creampie followed by an Indiana Icepick you're the man!
When I went to India with my colleagues, we hired a hooker on the streets of Bombay. We took her back into the room and the 6 of us doused her with a Calcutta Creampie. The dark Indian chick Nirmala looked like an albino.
by Rajezd80 February 10, 2008
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Calc

A measurement of jenkem that refers to 10 balloons* filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide. This is a lot of Jenkem. A couple calcs would be able to support a small kickback.

*typically party balloons

a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:

i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.

note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.

another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
Thats the guy that supposedly got halfway through a mega-calc.

Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.

: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it

I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
by vucknaquaterodge March 29, 2010
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