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craft blasting

adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.
mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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Crafting Vegeto

When you want to slop lolis in a very sexual way.
Person 1 : "Dude, you totally did a Crafting Vegeto to that girl yesterday !"
Person 2 : "Yeah man, don't tell the F.B.I lmao eks dee"
by AnonEksDee June 17, 2018
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volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
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Crate Escape

A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly

Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere

Dave: Lol
by Team Topgun January 27, 2013
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crafturday

noun. A DIY gathering where friends get together for a full day to learn a specific craft and hand-make useful objects.
Yeah, I silk screened this shirt at Crafturday, don't you wish you had one?
by Nanc November 13, 2005
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Basty Craftard

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.
"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for the act of having sexual interactions with another person. (i.e. Oral, manual, phone sex, etc.)
"Me and my boyfriend did some arts and crafts last night"
by lazyshmuk August 4, 2012
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