Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 1, 2020

Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017

Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person

When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.

by SAK 42 February 17, 2019

Brother Cousin

A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.

He is my brother cousin.

by thisisntthekrustykrabs April 26, 2022

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

jadyns cousin

Jadyns cousins are the absolute fucking hottest people you have ever met. The amount of testosterone my lord hottest I have ever seen

“Girl you seen jadyns cousin”
“Omg yes, I am drooling”
“I’m gunna grab me jadyns cousin holly shit”

by Fact or cap May 4, 2021