The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's coughmug. by diggle whisper June 16, 2017
Get the doobie coughmug. The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017
Get the Splash Coughmug. During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.
by Halc March 4, 2014
Get the Clam coughmug. A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.
You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.
by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020
Get the Trump Coughmug. A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
Get the Cough Birdmug. by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Pearson coughmug.