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Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men
Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you
by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 3, 2022
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Cough-Yew

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew
by anonymous May 1, 2022
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doobie cough

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.
Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.
by diggle whisper June 16, 2017
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batty cough

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.
i just batty coughed
by Emdog_ October 26, 2017
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Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
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Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.
by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017
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Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.
During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.
by Halc March 4, 2014
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