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glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
by kay lost April 25, 2010
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Closet Drinker

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.
Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!
by neotheo April 20, 2009
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closet christian

A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
That dude lives the life but he don't say nothin'...he must be a closet Christian.
by James Cox November 12, 2006
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cometishian

A cometishian is an event that is open to anyone. It has no buyins, and no cash prizes.

It is a technique applied by tournament directors to make a tournament take a direction which involves less gambling, a more skill based tournament if you will.

Advocates of cometishian style tournaments say that the game becomes a sport, with no cash prize but the winner takes the glory and perhaps some token jewellery.
Jamie Gold wanted to enter the WSOP but he was broke, luckily at the last minute the TD (tournament director) decided that he wanted his cash tournament to be more skill based with no buyins and no cash prizes, just glory. At the cage, Jamie Gold was told he could enter because the tournament had now taken the cometishian style format.
by Gullanian November 20, 2010
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Closet Chaser

Fat Chick's Friend-"How was your date?!?!"
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."
by Maryboberry09 January 14, 2009
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Closet Bop

a low key slut and/or whore that hasn't come out of the closet about it.
Spongebob: Who is that girl?
Patrick: That closet bop who whores around
by shybabenicole September 16, 2010
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bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.
by WillytMU December 4, 2012
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