corpsgasm

1) The overpowering excitement produced by the great performance of a Drum and Bugle Corps.

2) The peak of musical excitement induced by a Drum and Bugle Corps, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary clapping of hand muscles, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of profuse yelling or cheering .

As the DCI judge ran around the field, it was evident that the Blue Devil's space chords caused him to corpsgasm.

As the Carolina Crown horn line warmed up in the parking lot, all passersby experienced an intense corpsgasm as they were hit by Crown's enormous wall of sound.

by MadScout January 7, 2008

Corpse husband

Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.

Person 1: bro have you seen the Youtuber Corpses content? Its amazing

Person 2: I did, totally simping

“ Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.”

by Sommer666 October 17, 2020

Corporate Democrat

So one who has been in politics since the 20th Century and has worked for Corporation such as those on wall street in New York City tends to be mostly lily-white

Andrew Cuomo is a two-term corporate democrat governor

by thesmartguy101 September 29, 2018

Corpse looting

A common video game practice, but particularly in RPGs, where the body of a dead enemy is searched for fabulous prizes.

I'm going to have to make a second trip to finish corpse looting, one of those raiders had a fucking fatman crammed in his pocket, can't carry all this shit.

by the oob June 28, 2009

corporate beggar

1) Any person hired by large organizations, foundations, corporations, think-tanks, non-profits, etc... to collect money for seemingly benign purposes. 2)Any person paid by any interest group, corporation, foundation, conglomerate, etc... to collect signatures for State Initiatives for seemingly benign legislation that in actuality only benefit said interest group. 3) Any politician seeking re-election.

1)Man, I was mobbed by some chem co. corporate beggars on my way lunch, I f@#% up and made eye contact with one- he wouldn't shutup about the terrorism resulting from the new plastic bag tax, waving some initiative in my face to repeal the tax.

by J Pickwick September 26, 2010

corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

Corporate cutie

A hot girl dressed in professional attire, assumed to be educated and employed; seen typically during business hours, at work or on their lunch break. Generally 21+ years of age, but not too old to be called "cute" (average 30ish)

I spend my lunch breaks at Panera Bread for the eye candy. Every girl that comes in that place is a corporate cutie.

by LGP311 March 13, 2014