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Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away
by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
mugGet the Parachute Cordmug.

Cord Ghost

Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.

Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!

DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010
mugGet the Cord Ghostmug.

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