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hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle
"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."
by lbb April 2, 2007
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Convention

— noun

1. Archaic a gathering of midgets

2. a gathering of little people
eg. “We’d better stock up on trampolines; the convention is in town.”
eg. “That’s nothing, bro.. I once hung out with a convention of Tyrion Lannisters in Vegas.”
eg. “Could you please move a little to your right? I’m trying to see the convention.”
by blair walsh January 12, 2018
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NRA Convention

An NRA convention happens when you get a bunch of people raised in the Midwest with those quavering "machine gun" voices they develop out there, and they're all talking to each other!
Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

When my dad, grandpa, stepmom, and aunt are all together, it's an NRA Convention!
by Downvoting Victim October 8, 2011
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Conversio

Sell More. Do Less.
"Oh do you know about Conversio?"

"Yeah, they help me sell more by doing less."
by jonnyfoxtrot May 24, 2017
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convertible bond

A bond between two people that can easily be changed from one state to another. Sort of like a Love/hate relationship.
Me and her have a convertible bond, so no Mayer how much we may argue or laugh, we still stay together.
by Thunna Katt November 1, 2017
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Convention-down

Also known as "con-down". The feeling of sadness you get after a convention is over. What type of convention is irrelevant, as long as it is a group of like-minded people that you feel like you belong to.

Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.
Person 1: Aww man, I wish that convention lasted longer...
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.

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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.
by komori1705 May 8, 2018
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Convertible mustang

Usually owned by a gay guy named Jim John or paul
Have you seen gay Jim's new convertible mustang
by Covertable mustang December 9, 2019
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