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Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment
Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem
by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018
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Tonka Construction

Tonka Construction is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.
by KhAoS November 9, 2003
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Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.
I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?
by malt liqua January 12, 2011
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Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011
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