Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Comoe

Means "what" or "how" It is also my last name pronounced "Como"

Como esta = How are you

by Jim Comoe February 14, 2004

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

Jeremiah Combs

A tallish nerdy guy that people tend to like for no apparent reason. He generally types with a series of random thoughts ending with a "...". this "character" jeremiah rants about things that most people dont care about and he retains knowledge like you retain water

"Im not goth, but if you call me anything other than that ill look a little pissed, ask you what the fuck and give you the finger cus you fucking deserve it assfuck." - Jeremiah Combs on "lame fucking idiocultures"
"quit drinking that pisswater and get something with some substance" - Jeremiah Combs on "camomile tea"
"religion, haaaaaaaaaah" Jeremiah Combs on, you guessed it, religion.

by Micheal Westwardly May 27, 2009

É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás

Pequi is a regional fruit, the taste is very peculiar. Goias is a state from Brazil.

When people say "É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás ", it's the way to exclaim about something absolutely unbelievable..

A person forget his keys into the car and it's closed. "É pra acabar com os pequis de Goiás!!! " How could you do this!

by Milk-007 May 21, 2016

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

Colosus

Head Admin of www.tribalwar.com. He's generous with his time and is pretty attractive.


rayn is gay.

<BadMoFo> SHIELDS DOWN
<Hologram> Don't worry, Colosus will fix it.

by Hologram June 1, 2004