coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

by ol blue November 3, 2015

cuddle coma

The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.

That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.

by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

endgame coma

A coma in which you fall into a deep sleep after watching Avengers: Endgame, where you critically reflect the movie. This coma can last for 21 milliseconds-38 years, depending on your fortnite level. People who have woken up from endgame coma have said they met iron man in heaven.

oh sh#t, he has endgame coma.

by Joh(.I.O.N.I.S.)nny May 6, 2019

nic coma

when the nicotine hits you so hard, causing you to go into a “nic coma.”

“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”

“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”

by Ben Hollifield July 10, 2019

clear comms

Typically used in a setting where someone is playing a game and cannot hear and then shouts to "clear comms"

Friend 1: *trying to clutch 1v1*

Friend 2: *talking to other friends while Friend 1 is clutching*
Friend 1: Yo Clear comms man

by Therealsnoz June 24, 2022