Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

abby and colton

An inseparable couple, a very freaky intimate couple that will be together forever

Abby and Colton are a great couple I wish Zach and I were like them

by Ac4217 May 1, 2018

colton

he will brake your heart. he is cold, mean, and rude

girl 1: ugh colton just called me ugly...
girl 2: oh no! he's such i jerk!

by creamyblood October 18, 2020

Colton

Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds

Colton is dum

by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019

Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.

colton: im cool

by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022

Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023