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Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass
Colton by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023
A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...

Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!

Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
Colton by CranberryCoya June 1, 2023
A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.
Colton by jhwjw November 20, 2023
A real nigga from fl
be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs
Colton by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023
Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked
Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)
Colton by Acct 229 November 15, 2024
Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out
Colton by Randy Philips February 9, 2024