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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
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kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
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colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster
Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.
by Rexh bby December 20, 2022
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rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
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colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
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kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!
"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"
by Gandis March 9, 2010
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