by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020
A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 07, 2009
When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
by Drillmaster June 08, 2019
A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
by SeahawksFan24 December 17, 2015
The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
by cockbroccoli June 07, 2011
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 26, 2020
A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013