calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

clenz

To Cleanse one's body in a light industrial setting for therapeutic benefits and bragging rights. It is an abbreviation for a Cleanse, however a Clenz differs from regular cleanses done in alternative communities most obviously for it's use of Aircraft noise to facilitate aural Clenzing. A Clenz is often associated with Frenz (an abbreviation for Friends), as in "Frenz Dat Clenz".

"I'm on the 6th day of the Clenz, and I feel great, but my motivation is wayyyyyy down."

by TyTy TBag September 4, 2016

calendat

To let someone know you will put something on the calendar. Similar to "Copy that!" for calendars.

"Hey Stacey, could you schedule a meeting for noon today?" "Calendat!"

by krisdunc April 21, 2018

Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019

Calendar Bingo

The act of moving a meeting invite around in hopes of getting a majority of invitees to accept it.

Stan's calendar is always busy - i play calendar bingo when i send invites to see if he will accept. If he doesn't, I try again until BINGO! he has accepted.

by DebraFS September 27, 2019

Calendiles

A name given to the couple Jenny Calendar and Rupert Giles from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Person A: They loved each other, but one of them died.
Person B: How Calendiles!

by JennyCalendar November 17, 2019

Calendickular

A calendar for dick appointments

I’m not sure if that’s a good day for me. Let me check my calendickular.

by The first good child January 24, 2020