Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 18, 2008

Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

by jundie October 18, 2008

Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

by arkemedes June 1, 2011

Coret

It's a livingspace where people do not wear clothes and spend time listening to folkloric music. Most of time the songs contain biblical characters from Spain and Turkey.

Sometimes the party extends to outside the building where the participants (often naked) shock the neighbourhood running round naked.

I'm feeling rough..
- How come?
I went to a coret yesterday and got shitfaced on stawberry liquor and got my penis stuck in the furniture.

by Andries82 May 5, 2011