cucking fold

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."

{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!

by Telephony December 2, 2018

Cola cucking

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.

Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."

by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017

Naked vegan cooking

nakedvegancooking.com

A strange website for people who enjoy cooking naked.

Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?

Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!

by unholyripjaw July 23, 2012

cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005

Cooking with Merrill

Doing the right, good and/or correct thing.

Did you see how much money Warren Buffett gave to charity? He's really Cooking with Merrill.

I can't believe the Colts won the Super Bowl; they really Cooked with Merrill.

by Ken Mertefutbol April 26, 2007

corking

When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.

I really miss corking on the Russian River!

by misstakenfor December 2, 2019

Cockinator

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.

Would you like a Cockinator jc?

by Frank Folena February 1, 2007