sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

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baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

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dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

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float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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