I thought it would be nice dating the quiet girl, but it turns out she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm about to get my balls crushed...
by Morgan_Rose99 October 13, 2022
Get the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing mug.A Cloth covering a mans genital region. Usually made of animal skin. Loin Cloths are close to pointless because they are lacking a back.
by StephanieAlex April 2, 2006
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by ShittyClothesesWearers April 18, 2018
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Get the Clothin mug.A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
by Crundy January 14, 2008
Get the sale clothes rail mug.The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.
She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.
by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009
Get the love clothes mug.When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.
Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.
by Andross1978 April 24, 2009
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