Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

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doopey clooch

harry styles’ butt plug

me: hey have you ever seen doopey clooch?
friend: no wtf

by lukehemmingslipring July 13, 2021

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letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

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