trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.

"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"

by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006

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Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.

Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!

by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007

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cat clock

The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex

Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

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Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

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