climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

by sirjer July 1, 2009

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Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd April 10, 2011

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Climbing

Slowly moving your hand up someone else’s thigh

Did you see Natalie and Eddie last night? He was climbing all over her.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

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mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.

man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.

by nortinton August 3, 2009

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Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.

Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!

by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014

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