Chess

A game where the objective is to violently throw your pieces to the floor upon losing.

Chess is being ruined by computer play.

by rocketman77049 December 7, 2009

chess

A game where if you lose you think the person who beat you must be an extremely intelligent person. And if you win you think you're the best player ever.

I just won at chess; I could probably beat Bobby Fischer now.

by runandwin January 1, 2005

class autograph

a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester

Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!

by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008

class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.

all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.

by rickdaniel February 8, 2009

Chesston

A person who is unusually cool, not of the average nature, someone who is a friend for life, not for a season.

I hung out with my Chesstons last week, it was awesome!

by AJ777 April 29, 2010

class before ass

when one prioritizes his school work before his relationship or sex life

Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."

by Jew Gatsby February 23, 2014

class shaming

The act of shaming a person for being either poor, middle-class, or wealthy.

I couldn't believe she made fun of the fact he got his clothes from a second hand store. She just kept class shaming him.

by RAMRANTS July 22, 2017