clench

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<person1 and person2 punch fists together>
Person1+2: "Clench!"

by Pete J October 11, 2003

Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.

Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.

by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

Cendall

A Cendall is a beautiful blonde who is most of the time really loud and outgoing. She has a nice smile and is very athletic. Her best friend will definitely be a pretty brunette.

She is such a loud-but beautiful- blonde. She's such a Cendall!

by Dr. French Lady April 6, 2017

Facial Clench

A Facial Clench is what you shout at zombies when you are loosing

*Playing Black ops (zombies)*

Ash: Lara! your the only one left! were on round 27! dont die!

Lara: AARGHHH YOU FACIAL CLENCH!! D:< DIE!!!

by Mizz Peanutt x July 1, 2011

Clench

A place-holder for the words relating to killing and death. Used in families with strict verbal restrictions.

(Verb meaning kill, killed, etc.) Did you hear the news? Cartman clenched Kenny!
(Verb meaning death, died, etc.) Have you ever wonder why Kenny clenches all the time?

by Fartzooop February 28, 2014