claudia sucks

Whenever someone blames you for something that you are too scared to explain you simply say Claudia sucks.

Mom: John! Why is my fine china broken?
John: Uh...well Claudia sucks.
Mom: I agree! Now i heard the new Harry Potter movie is out!
John: Oh boy!

by Rockstar4 July 5, 2011

Claudia

A pretty stupid person tbh. Doesn't know how to do anything and gets F's. Passed around more times than the gravy on thanksgiving.

"Jeez i hate girl. She's such a claudia. smh."
"Why are you being such a claudia wtf?"

by roaster123 January 18, 2018

claudia

claudia is the definition of hoe, liar, disrespectful, fake etc

example 1
claudia: guys I’m dying
*pretends to b her sister*

**sister**: girls claudia died😓
our worried dumbasses: omg no this can’t b real*crying*

meanwhile claudia sends a Snapchat saying ‘guys I’m alive this was all a prank to know if I was important to y’all..’

anyways

example 2
*sends nudes 2 times* doesn’t know why she did it

mier ass ed langweilesch putain

by thebighoeclaudia July 27, 2019

claudia

claudia is a fat fuck whos mom is addicted to Suboxone patches and has had 2 failed fat surgeries. she and her mom are muffin top heavy people. her brothers work at indian summers and one of them is autistic so claudias mom Heather(who is not a heather, trust me) uses that to manipulate him to pay the house bills for her. she is the complete definition of trash and there’s no if ands or buts about it. her family is disgusting and are known to have bedbugs.

“Ew she is such a Claudia”
“there’s that muffin top heavy bitch ass Claudia again”

by Vianca Vasquez September 9, 2020

Hot Claudia

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman sharts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.

"After running around naked in the snow last night my dick was freezing. I was afraid I was going to get frostbite and it was going to fall off, so I asked my wife for a hot claudia."

by LeDude July 13, 2012

Claudiane

- A person with large boobs

- A person who likes turtles

- Someone that does not mind to eat a cookie. or even bread. everytime with no particular reason.

"Om nom nooom look at those twoo..... COOKIES =D Claudiane would like them"

"Turtle: Why is this girl looking at me with this big smile and big... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Claudiane: Stop staring at my boobs you pervert!"

by Fil^^ April 9, 2011

claudia

a bitch

claudia’s a bitch stick

by lauren gray loves a lot of stu December 5, 2018