choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

by jeiarr December 25, 2008

choking the nun

Stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.

"I love choking the nun every night"

by nicholas charlie May 13, 2005

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

Choging

The act of "choking the chode" a.k.a giving someone with a chode a handjob.

Guy 1: Dude! I just walked in on Kallie choging Christian!
Guy 2: Fucking grossss dude, I didn't know Christian had a chode. I guess Kallie will handle anyone.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude, I bet that's not the first guy she's choged.

by M-Mastaz3000 October 28, 2009

charing

a Filipino expression or an excuse used when the person you're talking to doesn't appear to agree with any single thing you said

Husband: Honey, don't you think you need a vacation? because our ears need vacation from your constant yelling
Wife: seriously?
Husband: charing!

by Juanganda October 19, 2017

Chording

Chatting + Sharding. Pretty simple.

I was chording up a storm, I'm glad the Internet doesn't have smells.

by Mr.ArfArf August 22, 2009